“Only Everton: Midfielder Gets Sent Off After Slapping His Own Teammate in the Face”

– “He slapped his own teammate and got a straight red 💀”

• Bro literally smacked his own teammate lmao
• Man didn’t even hide it. Full swing. No VAR needed.

– Shoutout to the Everton keeper though
The guy pulling them apart is the real MVP 😂

– The slap sound was insane
You could hear the “BACHIN.” No surprise that’s a red.

– It wasn’t just arguing, it was straight-up violent conduct
And United still managed to lose. That’s the funniest part.

– Fighting your own teammate… during the match??
Peak Premier League chaos.

– Tbf, Keane shoved him first
Big dude pushes you like that?
Smaller guy can’t just walk away.
But yeah… you still can’t slap a man in the face lol.

– Honestly Keane deserves some blame
Gueye getting all the punishment feels harsh.

– Everton always has one dude with unhinged energy
Barton would be proud.

– Probably happened right after a near-disastrous mistake
Adrenaline + frustration = someone gets slapped.

– Everton winning made the whole thing even funnier
This should’ve been the end of them… but no, United said “hold my beer.”

– United losing is the real comedy here
This club never disappoints 💀💀

– Reminds me of Bowyer vs Dyer
And of course someone already linked it.

– Bowyer… good memories
Back when the Premier League was pure chaos.

– To be fair, players lose their mind in the heat of the moment
Even the calm ones snap.

– United losing makes the whole thing 10× funnier
And Japanese forums don’t understand that this is the real punchline lol.

– Wait… United actually lost? LMAO

— Both dudes are at fault tbh
Shoving is allowed but slapping isn’t? Come on.

– These stats are unbelievable
United 70% possession
xG 1.66 vs 0.23
Shots 25 vs 3
GK saves 0 vs 6
And they STILL lost. 💀

– Getting scored on after the red card with these stats is embarrassing

– Fun fact: Everton’s coach is Moyes
The guy who took United to 7th. History repeats.

– 25 shots for 1.6 xG just means United were wasteful

– Also Keane shoved him first
That part always gets overlooked lol.

– Age breakdown makes this even funnier
32-year-old defender screws up →
36-year-old MF yells at him →
32-year-old shoves him →
36-year-old slaps him
UK fans blaming the defender first.

– Was it really the defender’s mistake though?
Or was the pass trash?

– How do you lose to a team self-destructing on its own??

– What started the argument anyway?
Probably Gueye yelling “why didn’t you go for my ball!?”

– Fans waving goodbye to the red-carded player was elite trolling 😂

– And then they lose. United comedy never stops.

– Didn’t know teammates slapping each other can get you sent off
Apparently yes.

– And Everton still won lol

– Win or lose, United always deliver entertainment

– United (home) 0–1 Everton (10 men)
Teammates fighting is whatever…
THIS is the real story lol.

– The “other Manchester” club never fails to make me laugh

– Honestly the ref should’ve let the slap rock
It only helped United anyway.

– The funniest part?
Everton won the game. 😂